CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Get lost, Laura! Harriette Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Carl. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it. That's the last time I do anything for anybody in this house. Now let me get this straight, you dented the car. Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. I-I-I see. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Carl: What? Steve Urkel: [collecting] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Steve Urkel: Well, I didn't have one. Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! Just blacked out for a second there! Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks. [Eddie comes crashing through the living room in the car], [Stefan did not take his "cool boost" for that week - he wants to turn back into Steve]. Why, you might as well drop a boulder on my foot, shove bamboo shoots under my fingernails, or scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baler. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The librarian, a white man that I'd known all my life, pushed me out into the street and told me never to come back. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Why, how low can you get? Stupid? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Yes, those were very confusing times. Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. Just you and me. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! Ms. Steuben: No, I'm a nervous teacher! On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Well, name a couple. It's always tomorrow with that boy! Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. Harriette: Soon, baby. I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. Laura: Every time we order another course, you bring your chair closer. [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Uh no, Waldo, state your name. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You paid him off. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wrong, cummerbund breath. Steve Urkel: [Climbs over the balcony and falls] Oh! Steve Urkel: Now, relax, Eddie. Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. [Eddie sits down and Carl grabs his hair]. Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. Steve Urkel was the breakout character for the hit Friday night ABC sitcom "Family Matters" while Jaleel White who played him was the show's breakout star. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? I'm finished with this witness, your honor! Steve Urkel: We met once. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No no no no no. Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! Carl Otis Winslow: I'm not finished yet. Chocum hi chip chok!". Steve Urkel: Oh, please, Laura. Steve Urkel: You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories? Steve Urkel: Don't we remind you of The Temptations? So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Stop the music! You had an accident. I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike. Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Then how 'bout a nice juicy thigh? Judge Vance: All right, young man, call your first witness. Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. When's it going to end? He's gonna drive us tonight. Steve Urkel: [ice pack on his head from a hangover, Carl just told him a story from his drinking days] Eh he he, ow, eh he he ow, [snorts] WHOOAAOOH! I offered you my heart and you stomped that sucker flat! Harriette Winslow: Well, Eddie said something came up, but he promised he'd empty the trash tomorrow. The Nineties. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Eddie: I'm sorry, Steve. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. You don't sleep, you don't have nightmares. All kids 7 and up go to Eddie's room and play Nintendo. I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. You can do it! The '90s series "Family Matters" may have been about the Chicago-based Winslow family, but the show's breakout character was actually Winslow neighbor Steve Urkel. Included in the potential "Did I Do That?" Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department? There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Hey, cut me some slack. Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me Eddie. Wha? Ms. Steuben: I know, Steven. Harriette Winslow: What's the matter, not feeling well? Carl: Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom? Stefan Urkelle: Wake me, shake me, break me, but baby, don't forsake me. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room. She's mine! You are such a sweetheart. [Pulls Steve to other side of room] Steven, last semester I specifically asked you what class you would not be taking this semster and you told me HOME EC! Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10. Steve looks at Laura], [At The Winslow home in the alternate world]. Laura Lee Winslow: [in tears] Daddy, everything's a mess! Halawna, Oneisha: [pop up in the car Clarence stole] Surprise! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Every day for 6 months. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Was I ever! I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Steve Urkel: Oh great! Eddie: No, Kyle's gone solo and Jerry went with him. Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? You have the right to have an attorney present. Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. Waldo: I said he Hey, you can't trick me! YOU'RE WHERE? Steve Urkel: Ssssh, not while I'm pouring. Aunt Oona: The water main snapped when the roof collapsed. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean, you want to kiss me? Carl Otis Winslow: Well yeah. Carl Otis Winslow: The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers? Laura: Thank you, Steve. Carl: Maybe you can even resurrect your band. This is my mother. Steve Urkel: [points to Eddie] His words, not mine. Heapingly, overflowingly, full! Harriette Winslow: Is this your snowmobile? Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, The real Psycho Twins would have still been in the ring wrestling, If It wasn't for Your stupid sleepy juice. And believe you me, I know what being different is all about. Steve who? Because check this out buddy, you're alone. Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Willie Fuffner: [Wipes his own mouth] Thank you. Would you reward me with a kiss? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Where are we going, Willie? Well let me tell you something sir, if that's the kind of boss you are. Laura: Where did you get the money for this? Waldo: Don't do it, Urkel! Steve Urkel: Why, sure! You're late for class. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! Ms. Steuben: Steve, it's not a good sign when you have to give your bread a pep talk. I don't know what to say. Carl Otis Winslow: He and Steve got busted for gambling. People stopped and starred, called me names, and some even spit at me. Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? Chico! Steve Urkel: No, but it was moving kinda fast. Can you believe that? Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, bring me a slice. I'm wearin' you down baby, I'm wearin' you DOWWWWNN! Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Why are you guys dressed like that? [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. They help move along our sentences. Pull your gun right now. [laughs] But you never smile! Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. "Take out the trash, Edward." Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well it wasn't funny. Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. Carl: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Ok dad. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture. Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. THIS? In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. Steve Urkel: I can't believe this! Eddo. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? Steve Urkel: Thanks. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Rachel Crawford: Honey, how long were you in there? Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [after pulling his underpants out of his jeans] Sir, would you do me the honor of autographing my boxer shorts? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: O.k., but I'm not Home. Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. Judy Winslow: Who wants to read about cheese? I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. You know you'll never reach it, but you have to keep trying. I can't afford a B on my permanent record. Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well you have to get rid of them. Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. How about the next round we switch colors? A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Rodney Beckett: I'm Rodney, but my friends call me Rod-meister. Carl will understand. Darnell Watkins: [about Carl] This guy's about invisible. I'll teach that. Carl Otis Winslow: [to the racist cop who pulled Eddie over] You know, I don't know how that badge stays up, because it's pinned to sludge. Does that about cover it? This isn't my grandmother. No phones. I have a muscle in my forehead that will not stop jerking! All we had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard. [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. Eddie: [after he has heard her quickly renouncing her love for him] Myrtle, what's my life going to be like without you in it? Harriette Winslow: These flowers are not fresh. Steve Urkel: [whispering] I bent my dagger. Carl: There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him. Steve Urkel: I'll settle for a toenail clipping! Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes. I just got a job! Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! Harriette Winslow: You have to understand, back in Detroit where he's from, the police are considered the enemy, so he doesn't trust them. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture. Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. I'm here. At the airport he picked up 6 bags. Why he showed great strength of character and what's his reward: you fire him. Waldo, you may go now. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cornelius Eugene Urkel, you have better find a good excuse to leave town soon. Carl enters her room with Eddie, who is struggling to stifle his laughter.]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, cool. All the doo da day. Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Jaleel White, the actor best known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom Family Matters, has launched his own cannabis brand - on the day enthusiasts around the globe enjoy a toke. The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled. My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. And even then I knew it wasn't right. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . Laura: So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around? Laura Lee Winslow: Tonight is the charity bachelor auction. Urkel, the camera was on Eddie the whole time. Laura Lee Winslow: You're lucky, you got into a great fraternity and all it cost you was your best friend. Carl: This baby has a remote. Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. "I'm Asian, so I'll eat your cat." 2. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh that's sweet, what did he say? Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. [Urkelbot throws robber into a pile of soupcans]. Laura: Wait a second. Steve Urkel: Don't panic, my love! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. Rachel Crawford: The balcony scene is next. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I'm here for you, baby. I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. Robbins: Hey everyone, Laura Winslow's date is Steve Urkel. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? It helps to determine how much help you need. Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: All the way home, and the next day I cried all the way back to the library. [laughs] Bye! Judy Winslow: Boring. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger! [Turns and squirts filling on Carl's shirt]. Laura: But but, where'd you get that radioactive stuff? Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. Whem I'm unhappy about something, I say so. [He leaves the house]. Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. Steven Quincy Urkel: Land sakes, woman. Steve Urkel: My "play-ground pass"? Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! And, my God, look what you've done to Waldo. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harrassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love. No. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl and his father planned on doing a lot of things together, but they never got the chance. [He leaves and minutes later Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his accordion]. Steve Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. Me and Laura went ice skating together. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Where do I sign? [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. So you have to make every minute count. Wha? You mother once tried bean bags. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Let's keep this one! [heads for the stairs - Carl grabs him by his suspenders] I almost got ya there, Carl. Laura Lee Winslow: One of them is my best friend. Myrtle Urkel: Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn. Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. I was not abrasive. Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. I can't even tell her it won't ever happen again! No Traffic. Steve Urkel: Calm down? Steve Urkel: What? What are you? Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. No more chimes. I wanna read it to my mom. Steve Urkel: No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. Waldo: Sure you have. "Tomorrow Dad!" Stefan Urquelle: Steve, what's up with your cousin? To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers. Look how big and thick it is! Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish. Laura: Maybe not, there has to be some guy who doesn't have a date. Cop: It's also against the law. "I heard you are looking for a stud. This poker game is important to you and I messed it up by inviting this windbag. 7. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo? Laura Lee Winslow: Hey, my locker's open! Stefan Urquelle. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Eddie: [chuckling] I know this one! Carl Otis Winslow: Look at it again, Harriette. Eddie: I don't believe wat just happened, dad took Waldo to the bulls game. Steve Urkel: No, I AM a serious little nerd. urkel-steve. Read the card, read the card. Carl Otis Winslow: Well I talked to your boy Squeeze and he won't be bothering you for a long time. Bazooms! Harriette Winslow: Not as rough as Aunt Clotilda. Steve Urkel: Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Do you have any idea how much you changed him? I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. He acts like a gangster, gangsters hate cops. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Aww that's cute. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. You understand? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom. Carl Otis Winslow: [ordering in a coffee shop] Just a bearclaw and a coffee. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Chuck is twice the man Raoul is. Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? Wow, are you wearing a bra? Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Steve Urkel: A little? Clean up your room Edward. Laura: Sure. You know uh, Laura doesn't have a date for the prom either. [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Eddie: [while Eddie and Carl where doing wiring for the satelite dish] Be Careful with those wires Dad. Steve Urkel: Now that Waldo's out of the picture, does that make me your number one reject? Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. Harriette Winslow: Now let me get this straight. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Failure to signal. [Calls Laura's Cell and gets OGD instead]. Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. Carl Otis Winslow: I didn't bring my gun. [Carl has just gotten wind of Eddie's plans to have a flier party. Ty: Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard. Waldo: Life is short, and so it Gary Coleman.
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